An 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
Previously she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's.
Then, in her 40's, she married a circus ringmaster.
On reaching her 60's she had married a preacher.
Her new husband's occupation is that of a funeral director.
So when the local journalist who was running the story and seemed quite surprised,
commented on the diversity of her husband's careers she simply explained:
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."