Sex Without Love, is a Meaningless Experience

An 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
Previously she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's.
Then, in her 40's, she married a circus ringmaster.
On reaching her 60's she had married a preacher.
Her new husband's occupation is that of a funeral director.

So when the local journalist who was running the story and seemed quite surprised,
commented on the diversity of her husband's careers she simply explained:
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
 
Sex when you are 80 is far from meaningless. It makes me sleep well, pee well and poop well.
After sex I go out like a light. At six every morning I pee like a racehorse, then at six thirty I can poop for England.

The only problem is, I don't wake up until seven!
 
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