Starting a Chicken Farm

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Meanderer said:
"Don't 'chicken out', never give up....never surrender!"šŸ”
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Okay, here's my original post that I nixed. I just got to thinking after posting it that it was a bit morbid.


Anyways.. A guy walks into the local county feed store and asks if he could buy 500 baby chicks. The store clerk says, "Sure we have baby chicks, are you new to this area?" The guy tells the clerk yes, he just moved in from the city and bought the old farm just out of town. So the clerk welcomes him to the community, sells him the 500 chicks and off he goes..

Two weeks later the guy is in the feed store again asking to buy another 500 baby chicks, which he does, and is off again..

Two weeks after that, the guy is back in the store again wanting to buy another 500 baby chicks.

This time the store clerk exclaims, "Wow, you must be doing really well with all these chicks you've been buying!"
"No" says the guy, "I think I'm either planting them too deep, or to close together."
 

HazyDavey said:
Okay, here's my original post that I nixed. I just got to thinking after posting it that it was a bit morbid.


Anyways.. A guy walks into the local county feed store and asks if he could buy 500 baby chicks. The store clerk says, "Sure we have baby chicks, are you new to this area?" The guy tells the clerk yes, he just moved in from the city and bought the old farm just out of town. So the clerk welcomes him to the community, sells him the 500 chicks and off he goes..

Two weeks later the guy is in the feed store again asking to buy another 500 baby chicks, which he does, and is off again..

Two weeks after that, the guy is back in the store again wanting to buy another 500 baby chicks.

This time the store clerk exclaims, "Wow, you must be doing really well with all these chicks you've been buying!"
"No" says the guy, "I think I'm either planting them too deep, or to close together."
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It's not really morbid just silly, silly enough for a giggle. :)

Your thread is a winner,
Winner
Winner
Chicken dinner
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