The General Humor Thread

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One very cold, snowy winter morning, at 3 AM, a State Trooper got a call about a car off the road.

He found the car stuck in deep snow with the engine still running. After pulling up behind it with his lights flashing, the trooper walked up to the driver’s door and found an older man passed out in the driver’s seat with a nearly empty vodka bottle beside him.

The driver woke up when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the lights and the trooper next to his car, the man panicked and shifted into drive, hitting the gas.

The speedometer showed the car going 20, 30, 40, and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. The trooper, with a good sense of humor, started running in place next to the car like he was keeping up.

The driver was freaked out, thinking the trooper was actually running 50 miles per hour. After about 30 seconds, the trooper yelled, "PULL OVER!"

The driver quickly turned the wheel and stopped the engine. Of course, the old man was arrested, and I bet he’s still shaking his head over the trooper who could run 50 MPH.

Who says cops don’t have a sense of humor?
 

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