The General Humor Thread

RadishRose said:
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Cracked up at this one. My friend, neighbor across the street from me is Korean and uses chopsticks all the time, at home or out. One day we went for spaghetti and she forgot her chop sticks. She asked the waiter if they had any and they DID!!! It was fascinating watching her eat spaghetti with chop sticks. She coaches me all the time on my chopstick skills - she brings me homemade Korean food all the time and it is terrific.
 
Funny story:

When I saw the check engine light on the Starship Enterprise funny above I remembered this funny incident:

We had to purchase a new car in April, because the other one was costing us more time, headaches, money and trips to the repair shop than Carter has liver pills. So, we bought a new car and new cars these days have an array of computer-like screens and no physical "gauges" per se, just displays that LOOK rather like the car gauges of old.

So I am driving around for several weeks in this electronic marvel (roll eyes) and my DH says: "Have you filled it up with gas yet?".
I say to DH, nope, haven't had to! It really gets good gas mileage, it still has a half a tank.

He looks rather puzzled and says, are you sure? I sad, yes, I checked it today when I drove it, and it is half full still, honey!".

So he goes out to the garage, and I of course follow him out there. I get in the driver seat and turns on the car and the cute little, pretty colored make believe gauges come up on the computer screen. I point to the gauge on the left and say "See, it is half full".

He checks it and says: "That is the temperature gauge, sweetie, the FUEL gauge is on the right and it is nearly on empty"!

(ME: Deer in the headlights look.)

That is what happens when you assume fuel gauges are where the fuel gauges were on your old car!! LOLOLOL

OR it is time for a new eye exam! We are still laughing about that one. I like funnies with lots of milage.
 

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