You know you are over 50 when....

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When every time you bend over, you fart loudly. And you don't even apologize to your guests for farting in their faces. You must be 50+
 
You know you're over 50 when.........

You're getting AARP mailings.
6 a.m is when you get up rather than when you get in.
You're having trouble reading the directions on your anti-aging face cream
You're preferred restaurants are ones that have senior discounts
You realize your health has become a hot topic

And then there's this: :lol:
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It was Bob and Mary's 50th anniversary. As they sit at the breakfast table, Mary looks over at Bob and says, "Bob, 50 years ago just looking at you made my breasts hot and tingly. And 50 years later, it's the same. I look at you and my breasts still get hot and tingly!"

"Well, I'm not surprised," growled Bob, "One of them is in your coffee and the other's in your Alka-Seltzer."

Badda-boom.
 
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The older lady on TV said: "when you are past 80 every birthday that you are not under a headstone is a milestone.
 
....when you're in a group-and you're the ONLY one who knows the difference between synonyms and antonyms...or g.a.s,as 'corrective text' does their thinking for them.

[plus you're the only one for whom 'Googlit' is NOT the answer to every query]
 
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