The General Humor Thread

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A 67-year-old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor is stunned at what great condition the guy is in.
“You have the constitution of a 35-year-old,” the doctor tells him. “What’s your secret?”
"Well, my daddy always told me that riding motorcycles keeps you young.”

Oh, yeah? So when did your father die?” asks the doctor.
“Who says Daddy’s dead?” retorts the patient.
“Your father is still alive?! How old is he?”
“He’s 89,” comes the reply.

“And when did he quit riding?” asks the doc.
“Who says he quit?” says the patient. “In fact, we took a 400-mile ride, the day before yesterday.”
“Wow!” the doc exclaims. “Well, when did HIS father die?”
“Who says grandad is dead?” comes the irate reply.

“Your grandfather is still alive?! How old is he?”
“He’s 109.”
“109! I’m sure he didn’t go riding with you the other day…” comments the physician.
“No, he couldn’t come because he was in Vegas, getting married to a 22-year-old woman.”

The doc is dumbfounded. “Why would a 109-year-old want to marry a 22-year-old?” he exclaims.
“Who says he wanted to?”
 

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