The General Humor Thread

[RadishRose]

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Thanks OF. From that I found this-

As best we can determine, ESU stands for Emergency Service Unit, which would have been an earlier police designation for SWAT, an acronym for Special Weapons and Tactics. A SWAT Team is a law enforcement unit that uses specialized or military equipment and tactics to resolve a “situation.” Available here on Property Room is this ESU unit that was converted from a 1942 Chevrolet and possibly used at one time by state police in New England. Located at a towing yard in Hartford, Connecticut, the current bidding stands at just $850. Thanks, Wayne H., for this unusual tip.

Former SWAT Unit: 1942 Chevrolet ESU

 

[Rakaia]

How narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly everyone knows narcissists use gaslighting.

 

[papa tiger]

Lil Johnny now an adult walks into a bar and
orders martini after martini, each time removing the olives and
placing them in a jar. When the jar gets filled with olives and
all the drinks consumed, Lil Johnny starts to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who is puzzled over
what Lil Johnny is doing, asks Lil Johnny, "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," says lil Johnny, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."


Don't get caught Starting!

GROAN

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[OldFeller]

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Dennis' father's left foot is colored to match his jacket instead of matching the color of his right foot.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

Hello Ford. Good morning Buick.

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Jace]

He asked Alexa..."what's your last name?"

She replied...Nunya

He said.."what kind of a last name is that?"

Nunya business

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Paladin1950]

Hello Ford. Good morning Buick.

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Some where a fool Chevy owner is laughing his butt off!

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[OldFeller]

Hello Ford. Good morning Buick.

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Cars didn't need to crumple like an accordion back then because the heavy metal protected you.
BTW, is this a scene from a Perry Mason episode? That show had a lot of big cars in it.

 

[JBR]

Dennis' father's left foot is colored to match his jacket instead of matching the color of his right foot.

Dennis's dad was no conformist.

 

[papa tiger]

They fired the Ink Spatter Boy later that day!
'Dennis you're just not any good for the Paper" That's what they told me. .....

 

[rasmusjc]

Who gets the Apple? (Shamelessly shared from Facebook)

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[bobcat]

 

[Nathan]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[papa tiger]

Who gets the Apple? (Shamelessly shared from Facebook)View attachment 327640

Life is so F'n inconsistent isn't it ?

 

[JBR]

Who gets the Apple? (Shamelessly shared from Facebook)View attachment 327640

Let’s see… who are the notables? Robin Hood, William Tell, Isaac Newton, Steve Wozniak(?), and of course Eve, Adam, the Snake, and some wicked witch… And who else? (Who’s that Disney girl, for instance?)

 

[Pappy]