The General Humor Thread

photographer puns

 
A man walks into a bar on a slow night and sits down.
After a few minutes, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink.
He replies, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
So, the bartender says, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man says, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
The bartender asks him if he'd like to play a game of pool and
again, the man says, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once,
but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all,
but I'm waiting for my son."
So Lil Johnny, the bartender says,
"I'm gonna guess here that He's your only son!"
 

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